A cross between a pig and a wildebeest, the wild boar is the least sporting prey in Africa. Small, hairy, angry and violent, the wild boar is at heart a porcine Irishman with tusks.
The female lays eggs then buries them like truffles, which the male then forages for, and upon finding a clutch, does his dirty business on them before attacking anything in sight in some sort of berserk post-coital orgy of violence; again, much like an Irishman.
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