Wednesday, 13 November 2013

The Cheetah

Jolly pacey, these spotty buggers are excellent hunters.

They also make excellent house-pets, and can be domesticated by binding the cheetah's legs with something strong and uncomfortable then chanting vageuly mystical words at it for 72 hours.

I recently imported two for the young son of the Earl of Tewkesbury, who is sadly no longer with us, having had his throat ripped out by a cheetah. Sad business, really. 

The Cheetah nests wherever it bally well chooses.

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