Friday, 15 November 2013

The Lizard

Lizards are essentially vegetarian snakes with legs and a cowardly demeanour (presumably a dietary issue).

Infuriatingly shy, lizards have sticky feet and flicky tongues and live under rocks or under things which it thinks are probably rocks. At first glance, these creatures seem fascinating. They are very much not.

They grow with each meal, although not to the same scale as the snake, due to their suspicious opinions on meat.

Their dung is of no interest to ants, and nor should it be. 

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