African snails are much like those
found on our own fair shore, although enormous, carnivorous, and when the
notion takes them, the Zumba assure me, lightning fast.
The snail’s pudenda is achingly
beautiful, attracting suitors of all species, nationality and social standing.
The snail is horrifyingly
promiscuous, and not to be trusted, least of with your heart.
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