Wednesday, 13 November 2013

The Hyena

Essentially these are horrible and donkey-shaped dogs.

Hyenas are usually drunk on fermented monkeys, which explains their school-yard bully-boy antics and generally boorish behaviour and demented laughter.

The hyena kills it prey by running fast enough to catch it, then biting it until it is dead. Packs of these buggers live in the middle of nowhere, and they are as inedible as they are insufferable.

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